Hello all you restless souls out there, this is Harry Bond, and here at “Harry’s Night Delight”, Night Vale’s #1 coffee shop, every customer is guaranteed special treatment, so take a seat and relax!

[WTNV OCs; FCs: Tom Hardy & Mariska Hargitay; NSFW stuff will be tagged; Mun & Muses of age; also tagging all triggers I can think of]

[active M!As:

Harry: none

Johanna: none]

Harry's Night Delight
The one-stop coffee shop

Note to self: breakfast for dinner.

posted 3 hours ago @ 22 Aug 2014 with 1 note

Nothing in the world is more satisfying than having a fresh cup of coffee ready exactly when your fiancé comes stumbling down the stairs.

posted 3 hours ago @ 22 Aug 2014 with 1 note

Man, I’d kill for a nice fish fillet right now.

[noises of a strange cat crawling through whatever access to Stace's apartment]

deadnvcrintern:

deadnvcrintern:

[OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK Oh it’s just a kitty. A very cute kitty. She’s gonna be reckless and just scoop you straight up.]

[Just sit there and. Watch the kitty. Kitty what the hell. Kitty what. Are you really just a kitty.]
Mmmeow?

Meowww! *sits up very straight*

answered 2 days ago @ 20 Aug 2014 with 11 notes via/source
[noises of a strange cat crawling through whatever access to Stace's apartment]

deadnvcrintern:

deadnvcrintern:

[OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK Oh it’s just a kitty. A very cute kitty. She’s gonna be reckless and just scoop you straight up.]

[Turns away for a minute and then s q u i n t s.]
Coffee? Really?

*watches the machine for a moment, before opening it, pulling the used filter out, and dropping it onto the counter, apparently perfectly aware of what he’s doing*

answered 2 days ago @ 20 Aug 2014 with 11 notes via/source
[noises of a strange cat crawling through whatever access to Stace's apartment]

deadnvcrintern:

deadnvcrintern:

[OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK Oh it’s just a kitty. A very cute kitty. She’s gonna be reckless and just scoop you straight up.]

You seem familiar. Are you a stray, or…?
[Stace. You’re talking to a cat.]

*literally shakes head, looks around, and hops towards the coffee maker*

answered 2 days ago @ 20 Aug 2014 with 11 notes via/source
[noises of a strange cat crawling through whatever access to Stace's apartment]

deadnvcrintern:

deadnvcrintern:

[OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK Oh it’s just a kitty. A very cute kitty. She’s gonna be reckless and just scoop you straight up.]

[Mm. Stand back up. Open cat. Dish out food. Give head pats. Take a step back because it’s only a tiny apartment kitchen.]
Are you even hungry?

*gives a light meow in response. Eats cat food. Likes the cat food. Eats some more cat food, then purrs*

answered 2 days ago @ 20 Aug 2014 with 11 notes via/source
[noises of a strange cat crawling through whatever access to Stace's apartment]

deadnvcrintern:

deadnvcrintern:

[OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK Oh it’s just a kitty. A very cute kitty. She’s gonna be reckless and just scoop you straight up.]

[Gonna smooch it and carry mysterycat over to the kitchen and set it down on the counter. She’s gonna look around for some cat food, because ghostcat wouldn’t mind sharing.]

*stays on the counter like a good mysterycat, watches her fetch the food, not even sure if he likes cat food. Maybe the cat body likes cat food. Hopefully*

answered 2 days ago @ 20 Aug 2014 with 11 notes via/source
[noises of a strange cat crawling through whatever access to Stace's apartment]

deadnvcrintern:

[OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK Oh it’s just a kitty. A very cute kitty. She’s gonna be reckless and just scoop you straight up.]

[The kitty has the build of a Maine Coon, except not bigger than Vinci]

*rubs head under Stace’s chin, making light purring noises*

answered 2 days ago @ 20 Aug 2014 with 11 notes via/source

[[Technically the cat M!A is over but I like the cat M!A so I’ll continue it for a bit.]]

#ooc