Hello all you restless souls out there, this is Harry Bond, and here at “Harry’s Night Delight”, Night Vale’s #1 coffee shop, every customer is guaranteed special treatment, so take a seat and relax!

[WTNV OCs; FCs: Tom Hardy & Mariska Hargitay; NSFW stuff will be tagged; Mun & Muses of age; also tagging all triggers I can think of]

[active M!As:

Harry: none

Johanna: none]

Harry's Night Delight
The one-stop coffee shop
[a short ringing on Joseph's doorbell]

strexrecruiter:

strexrecruiter:

[five good long minutes before he finally reaches and opens the door, looking terrible like usual but not /too bad/. Exactly like he’s been trying to put up a happy facade for someone. Which he has.]
I’m sorry I’m not taking the newspa—

[Silence.]

-slightly crinkles his face and shakes his head-
No. Frozen water doesn’t really appeal to me either, I like it hot.

+ I like summer better, too. But I have a fireplace, so I can always have some heat around when I want it. +

answered 3 hours ago @ 21 Oct 2014 with 39 notes via/source
[text] hey do you like hamburgers because I want your meat between these buns B]

hauntedpalmer:

harrysnightdelight:

*a loud outburst of laughter, probably audible from the shop to the house*

[Text] Cecil oh my God xD

[text] I was mostly joking but
[text] if you’re offering I’m not going to decline

[Text] This is me coming over ;)

answered 3 hours ago @ 21 Oct 2014 with 5 notes via/source
[text] hey do you like hamburgers because I want your meat between these buns B]

hauntedpalmer:

harrysnightdelight:

*a loud outburst of laughter, probably audible from the shop to the house*

[Text] Cecil oh my God xD

[text] hehehe
[text] I thought you’d appreciate that

[Text] Best pick-up line ever
[Text] Are you actually serious about it though because I could be doing things to you in like 5 minutes

answered 12 hours ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 5 notes via/source
[text] hey do you like hamburgers because I want your meat between these buns B]

*a loud outburst of laughter, probably audible from the shop to the house*

[Text] Cecil oh my God xD

answered 12 hours ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 5 notes
[a short ringing on Joseph's doorbell]

strexrecruiter:

strexrecruiter:

[five good long minutes before he finally reaches and opens the door, looking terrible like usual but not /too bad/. Exactly like he’s been trying to put up a happy facade for someone. Which he has.]
I’m sorry I’m not taking the newspa—

[Silence.]

-actually groans-
I’ll probably miss a good portion of that time though, in what I’ll remember.
Is the East Coast much different from the West?

+ *starts the engine and pulls off* Well, not in general. It depends on how far north or south you are. But New York is far further up north than Desert Bluffs, so the climate is really different. New York has snow. *soft smile* I bet you haven’t seen real snow in ages, if ever, huh…? +

answered 13 hours ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 39 notes via/source
[a short ringing on Joseph's doorbell]

strexrecruiter:

strexrecruiter:

[five good long minutes before he finally reaches and opens the door, looking terrible like usual but not /too bad/. Exactly like he’s been trying to put up a happy facade for someone. Which he has.]
I’m sorry I’m not taking the newspa—

[Silence.]

-swallows and makes an uneasy noise, gets into the back seat of the car rather than the passenger and buckles himself in as well, glances out the window and takes a deep sigh-
I haven’t even ever been much further than Night Vale..

+ *light grin* Well, in a few days you’ll see the other side of the country! … Aah! *smites her forehead* You know what, I made a big mistake in my calculation. I didn’t pay attention to the time zones! In that case, we probably won’t make it until noon, but rather the afternoon, around three or four maybe. +

answered 13 hours ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 39 notes via/source
[a short ringing on Joseph's doorbell]

strexrecruiter:

strexrecruiter:

[five good long minutes before he finally reaches and opens the door, looking terrible like usual but not /too bad/. Exactly like he’s been trying to put up a happy facade for someone. Which he has.]
I’m sorry I’m not taking the newspa—

[Silence.]

/Sixty hours/. I … I can’t even remember the last time I haven’t taken my medicine. I’ll try my best but like you said I really really doubt it’ll go smooth and easy.

+ If everything else fails, I have a pair of handcuffs and some sleeping pills on me, but let’s hope we won’t need those, huh? Now let’s go. *gets into the car and buckles up* +

answered 14 hours ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 39 notes via/source
[a short ringing on Joseph's doorbell]

strexrecruiter:

strexrecruiter:

[five good long minutes before he finally reaches and opens the door, looking terrible like usual but not /too bad/. Exactly like he’s been trying to put up a happy facade for someone. Which he has.]
I’m sorry I’m not taking the newspa—

[Silence.]

.. Okay. I’ll be back quick.
-sets his bag with clothes on the porch and goes back inside, leaves his phone (and “wedding” ring out on top of it), boxes up his records, and is back outside in ten minutes-

+ *puts the bags into the trunk in the meantime, keeping the space between them empty to store the box with the records there, which she carefully does as he returns, before closing the trunk again* We’ll be on the road for about sixty hours, I thought. Four times ten, with three sleeping breaks in between. Not counting smaller stops. If we make it, we’ll arrive on Tuesday, around noon. Not gonna lie, it’ll probably feel like hell sometime along the way, when the withdrawal kicks in. You think you can endure that, or at least stay clear enough to let me know when you need to get out for some air? +

answered 15 hours ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 39 notes via/source
[a short ringing on Joseph's doorbell]

strexrecruiter:

strexrecruiter:

[five good long minutes before he finally reaches and opens the door, looking terrible like usual but not /too bad/. Exactly like he’s been trying to put up a happy facade for someone. Which he has.]
I’m sorry I’m not taking the newspa—

[Silence.]

-small frown, takes the phone out of his pocket and hands it out to her-
Really? I’m actually really scared about them getting broken so, that would mean a lot to me.

+ *nods, and hands the phone right back to him* We can’t take this with us. Go and pack the records, and leave this in the house. +

answered 19 hours ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 39 notes via/source
[a short ringing on Joseph's doorbell]

strexrecruiter:

strexrecruiter:

[five good long minutes before he finally reaches and opens the door, looking terrible like usual but not /too bad/. Exactly like he’s been trying to put up a happy facade for someone. Which he has.]
I’m sorry I’m not taking the newspa—

[Silence.]

-shuts the door and follows her after a short look back on his house-
Clothes, an extra pair of shoes, some money, my phone, and records I couldn’t part with..

+ *shakes head* Not the phone. They could try to call you, or track it. *the softest smile* And if you want to, take a box and pack all your records. I know they’re important to you, I’d keep them safe for you. +

answered 20 hours ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 39 notes via/source