Hello all you restless souls out there, this is Harry Bond, and here at “Harry’s Night Delight”, Night Vale’s #1 coffee shop, every customer is guaranteed special treatment, so take a seat and relax!

[WTNV OCs; FCs: Tom Hardy & Mariska Hargitay; NSFW stuff will be tagged; Mun & Muses of age; also tagging all triggers I can think of]

[active M!As:

Harry: none

Johanna: none]

Harry's Night Delight
The one-stop coffee shop

angryinternnoises:

Cute girls in cute outfits are always very welcome here.

I am out of town actually.

Aw damn. Well then have fun wherever you are!

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strexrecruiter:

"he’s an asshole"
"yeah but he’s my asshole"

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scoutmasterearlharlan:

Oh! Yeah. Sorry. I forgot I joked about that and in light of recent events, I was worried.

Worried about what?

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scoutmasterearlharlan:

Masochist?

Wasn’t that us who discussed that recently? That his pain face is the same as his orgasm face, and he probably enjoys when it hurts?

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scoutmasterearlharlan:

It’s fine. I intend to screw your friend every time I get a craving.

I’m sure he’s going to approve of that. Screw him hard, that little masochist.

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scoutmasterearlharlan:

Yeah. And the drugs are nice. Might try to substitute that for plowing my husband like a wheat field.

Wait what? You’d rather do pills than Tristan, or vice versa? Sorry, I’m a bit tired.

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[text] are you at work because I'm leaving the station early. Can't finish the shift.

[Text] Yeah I’m at work but I can come home
[Text] Are you okay?

answered 1 hour ago @ 03 Sep 2014

scoutmasterearlharlan:

I fucked up my foot. Nothing serious.

Ouch. But glad to know it’s not too bad.

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[[Raúl Esparza has learned to dress himself and that makes me really happy.

You’re a big boy now my sweet baby, I’m proud of you.]]