Hello all you restless souls out there, this is Harry Bond, and here at “Harry’s Night Delight”, Night Vale’s #1 coffee shop, every customer is guaranteed special treatment, so take a seat and relax!

[WTNV OCs; FCs: Tom Hardy & Mariska Hargitay; NSFW stuff will be tagged; Mun & Muses of age; also tagging all triggers I can think of]

[active M!As:

Harry: none

Johanna: none]

Harry's Night Delight
The one-stop coffee shop

fearforwhatweknow:

-chuckles, nuzzles his head against him-
The only huge dork I wanna cuddle right now is my huge dork fiancé. The cats can wait.

Yes, they can. *wraps an arm around him again, and cuddles up as close as he can*

reblogged 37 minutes ago @ 17 Sep 2014 with 110 notes via/source

thesheriffssecretpolicesquad16:

…[STOPS GAGGING]

[POUTS]

[SIPS COFFEE]

*chuckles, pats the shoulder of the next best officer* I’m looking forward to being a dad.

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fearforwhatweknow:

You’re an adorable coffee cat though, so it’s okay.

I’d meow at you right now, but I’m sure that would only attract the two fuzzy dorks again, and this is one of the rare moments in which I don’t want to cuddle them. *grins*

reblogged 1 day ago @ 16 Sep 2014 with 110 notes via/source

fearforwhatweknow:

Especially when /you’re/ involved.

That’s because I’m half cat as well. I’m biased.

reblogged 1 day ago @ 15 Sep 2014 with 110 notes via/source

harrysnightdelight:

What do you call a Latino who lost his car?

Carlos.

reblogged 1 day ago @ 15 Sep 2014 with 4 notes via/source

What do you call a Latino who lost his car?

posted 1 day ago @ 15 Sep 2014 with 4 notes

fearforwhatweknow:

Oh /noooo/. That’s way too horrific for me.
-snorts-
I guess they win either way.

They’re cats, they always win. *chuckles*

reblogged 1 day ago @ 15 Sep 2014 with 110 notes via/source

fearforwhatweknow:

-pushes back into the kiss briefly-
I know that when you lock the front door, people take it upon themselves to break in. That’s about it.

Yeah, that’s a thing as well, which is why my front door is never locked. If I lock, or even close, the bedroom door, though, the cats will eventually come and sit in front of it and make the most pathetic, heartbreaking cat noises until I let them in.

reblogged 1 day ago @ 15 Sep 2014 with 110 notes via/source

fearforwhatweknow:

Mm…
-pauses for a moment, then materializes a wing and tosses it over Harry, blocking out the cats-
Shoulda locked the door, then.

*grins* Do you know what happens when I lock the door? You don’t, and you don’t want to. *kisses him again*

reblogged 1 day ago @ 15 Sep 2014 with 110 notes via/source

[[So, the situation is the following:

I’m definitely stuck with super annoyingly slow internet for the rest of the month, most likely until October 3rd, to be precise.

Exception: the hours during which I’m in project, because I’m using theirs then. Those hours are:

  • 8 AM to 4 PM my time, which is
  • 2 AM to 10 AM EST
  • 11 PM to 7 AM PCT

My activity outside those hours will be drastically reduced, and I’ll most likely not do a lot of RPing, since it takes my dashboard 10 minutes to load, and not even then it loads completely (except there’s a majority of text posts on the first page, but what’s the chances for that). I’ll try to squeeze out a few replies every day, but I can’t guarantee for anything, especially if your blog has a theme that takes long to load.

My inbox works more or less fine, though, so if you want to keep talking to me, send fan mail (please try to avoid asks if you can) to strexadvisor (no other url!), and I’ll probably reply rather soon.

Also to make sure everyone is aware, I’m just gonna link the people I most frequently RP with:

fearforwhatweknow, voiceofdesert-bluffs, scoutmasterearlharlan, deadnvcrintern, strexcorpsupervision, thatguyatralphs, strexcorpreps, residentstonermiguel

Thanks for your understanding.]]

posted 1 day ago @ 15 Sep 2014 with 4 notes